Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Thank you, Anonymous

Thousands of inspiring, enlightening and entertaining quotes cannot be traced back with certainty to one source. Here are some of our favorite quotes for the wall without a known author. If anyone can show us evidence of the original source of these quotations (sorry, we love Brainyquote but it doesn't count as a primary source), please share your research. Based on our research, however, we will continue to credit these to Anonymous, who also said, "Write a wise saying and your name will live forever." 

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-Gary @ Quote Palettes

A friend is the first one to come in when all the world goes out.
Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.
God gives us dreams a size too big so that we can grow into them.
The smartest thing I ever said was, Help me!
I kept looking for somebody to solve the problem. Then I realized I am somebody.
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
Time may be a great healer but it's a lousy beautician.
In the game of life, nothing is less important than the score at half time.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Life is just a phase you're going through; you'll get over it.
Smart people speak from experience. Smarter people, from experience, don't speak.
The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
If voting changed anything they would make it illegal.
The reason academic politics are so bitter is that so little is at stake.
There ought to be a better way to start the day than by getting up in the morning.
When at night you cannot sleep, talk to the Shepherd and stop counting sheep.
The Sexes
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
What a shame to tiptoe carefully through life, only to arrive safely at death.
It takes seventy-two muscles to frown, but only thirteen to smile.
Nothing kills a bad product faster than great marketing.
There is no limit to what a man can do or where he can go, if he doesn't mind who gets the credit.
A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client.
Amateurs practice until they can get it right; professionals practice until they can't get it wrong.
Nothing tastes as good as thin feels.
If you want the best seat in the house, move the dog.
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants its breakfast

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